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Jerry II
post Jun 21 2006, 11:57 PM
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The one thing I love about TS are those wonderful scripts and those little lines that make it all the while so lets make ourselves laugh with some of these wonder ful quotes.

Here are some of my favorites

Stark Raving Mad when Jerry's wrestling the girls with the tray

Jerry:L Girls listen to me, no better yet don't listen to the music. (The tray breaks) Oh dear this isn't going well. (It was so funny as the man didn't break a sweat)

The Black Widows

Sam: Great. With my brain turning to mush, I?ll never win the Spelling B
Clover: And I?ll never get to become a professional cheerleader.
Sam: Actually Clover, having no brain might increase your chances.

The New Jerry

Clover: What do you plan to do with that?
Tim Scam: Why I?m going to use it to evaporate the entire Earth?s water from the safety of my space ship
Alex: I?ve got to say even for a complete siko like you that is still a really crazy idea.
Tim Scam: Thank you.

The daddy of all daddy's though thumbsup.gif

Evil Promotion Much? (Part 2)

Jerry: Take my wallet. It?s in my pocket!
Clover: Cool. Shopping money.

Evertime I hear that one I always crack with laughter. lmao.gif

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post Jun 22 2006, 03:43 AM
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Jerry: Take my wallet. It?s in my pocket!
Clover: Cool. Shopping money.

thats funnay lmao.gif

Clover: Lumiere thinks he's nimble, Lumiere thinks he's quick, Lumiere just got busted by three tough chicks


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post Jun 22 2006, 10:05 AM
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Oh, there are so many great quotes - especially from the older episodes - that it's hard to name them all.

Offhand, some of my favorites are:

- Mommies Dearest -
Sam: "Houston, we have a problem"
Alex: "This isn't Houston Sammie, it's Alex!"

- Black Widows -
Alex: "Mandy's got those two brainiacs, and that.... yogurt guy."


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post Jun 23 2006, 01:58 PM
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ALEX: I knew we're not alone in the galaxy....... I knew there had to be life on other planets!


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post Jun 23 2006, 02:20 PM
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Hmmm, none are coming to mind except for the age-unappropriate ones. laugh.gif
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post Jun 23 2006, 02:31 PM
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Huh? It's asking for quote from the show........... how can anything from the show be unapprorpiate crazy.gif


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post Jun 23 2006, 03:22 PM
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Huh? It's asking for quote from the show........... how can anything from the show be unapprorpiate crazy.gif

Believe me there are quite a few. Clover, Sam, and even Alex on ocassion have had pretty dirty mouths. I'm sometimes suprised at what they get past the censors. I'm glad they do it though, its pretty friging hilarious. But sometimes you have to be paying attention to catch what was actually said. Theres a whole lot of subliminal stuff going on in this show, more than any other cartoon I've watched. Thats probably one of the reasosn why I'm so addicted to it.

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post Jun 23 2006, 04:38 PM
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Buf... I even almost know by heart the dialogs of episodes like Alex quits or Truth or scare. Sometimes also the quotes out of context are not that funny, but I like them definitely.

"Okay, so nobody trashes my mall or out-shops me! Let's go for them, girls!"
(Dictionaries will be revised to include the brand new verb "to outshop")

"Sorry for interrupting you, ladies, but knowing your overdeveloped tendency for celebrity worship I'm sure you won't mind"
(Couldn't he just say "cult to fame"?)

"Grab her and shave her head!"
(You know, those are the worse words Alex ever said...) tongue.gif
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post Jun 23 2006, 11:18 PM
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"morphin is soo 1987"

tim scam told alex, clover and jerry that he maked evil clones.
"and then why sam is cleaning jerry's office?" or something like that...dunno how is that quote, but is funny! lmao.gif
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post Jul 2 2006, 11:32 PM
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There was one from,I think,the episode matchmaker.
Quote from Clover: Since I have sworn off boys, I have tons of free time. Last night, I completely reorganized my handbag closet.
Quote from Sam: You have a handbag closet?
Reply from Clover: I told you, I have tons of free time.
Yeah,that was memorable!And there are more:

Sam: Time to go to Plan B!
Clover: Do we even HAVE a Plan B?
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Sam: We've got a villain to catch.
Clover: Yeah and we also have one to save.
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Clover: [as the girls are tangled in seaweed while making a getaway] Now I know what sushi feels like.
[the girls get trapped in a net]
Clover: And this must be what cooked sushi feels like.
Alex: I think they just call that seafood.
Clover: Whatever.
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Sam: She's putting her sweat into the cologne.
Alex: So, it's her sweat that keeps these guys possessed?
Clover: That's genius! I mean, that's sick.
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Clover: [as the girls are tied up, about to be zapped by an aging ray] We have got to get out of here. I am too young to be old.
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Sam: You'll never get away with your crazy scheme. By the way, what is your crazy scheme?
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Alex: [as the girls are tied up, being buried in sand] Clover, can you move your hand? The reflection off Mandy's ring is melting my face.
Sam: Alex, that's it!
Alex: What's it? Melting my face?
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Clover: You won't believe the stunt Chris pulled this time!
Sam: Let me guess. he only called you eight times yesterday to say he loved you instead of the standard ten?
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Lady Dragon: You girls have spunk. I hate spunk!
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Jerry Lewis: [after summoning the girls to headquarters from a sauna] Sorry to interrupt your conversation just as things were "heating up".
Clover: Not funny much.
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Sam: [after beheading a spy-droid] Not a good time to lose your head.
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Clover: [after destroying a spy-droid's ankles] Someone has to take the fall.
*snickers*

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post Jul 4 2006, 12:00 AM
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Yeah...there is one where Sam lost her memory and Clover & Alex took out the pilot of a plane .While they were beating up the baddie, Sam came out looking totally puzzled and said,"Umm...Spy Girls?Sorry to interrupt but,since you took out the pilot, who's flying the plane?" MAN! LOL!


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post Jul 4 2006, 12:49 AM
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QUOTE(Portia.LAJ @ Jul 4 2006, 12:00 PM) [snapback]41922[/snapback]

Yeah...there is one where Sam lost her memory and Clover & Alex took out the pilot of a plane .While they were beating up the baddie, Sam came out looking totally puzzled and said,"Umm...Spy Girls?Sorry to interrupt but,since you took out the pilot, who's flying the plane?" MAN! LOL!

Yeah. It's a classic running gag.
I like the quote from Creepy Crawly episode (dunno how does it sound in the English version exactly)
when alarm on the military base starts ringing and Clover says: "What is this? Russian disco or something?"
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post Jul 4 2006, 05:36 AM
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QUOTE(shockwave @ Jul 4 2006, 10:49 AM) [snapback]41935[/snapback]

I like the quote from Creepy Crawly episode (dunno how does it sound in the English version exactly)
when alarm on the military base starts ringing and Clover says: "What is this? Russian disco or something?"

I'll just check it... Done. The literal quote in English says:

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post Sep 27 2006, 06:31 PM
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all the quotes funhny!!

I like the ones in Queen for A Day heart.gif i lov Tassara!


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